Clerks II - 2 Minute Movie Review

July 31st, 2006 3 Comments »


Director: Kevin Smith
Starring: Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Rosario Dawson, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith
Year: 2006
Reviewer: Mob

Picking up years after the first film, we find our two favorite slackers, Dante and Randall, now working in a Mooby’s chain-style restaruant, after having their previous place of employment burn to the ground. Jay and Silent Bob, still hanging around out front, selling weed, even though they’ve both gone straight after a brush with the law and a stint in re-hab.

Dante is poised to finally escape their customer service hell, marrying a young woman (played by Kevin Smith’s real-life wife Jen Schwalbach-Smith) and moving away to Florida. This of course doesn’t bode well for his friendship with Randall, and Becky (Rosario Dawson), their long-suffering boss seems strangely hung up on Dante’s departure as well.

This film is every bit as vulgar as one might imagine, what with the recent Joel Seigel fiasco, but still manages to pack a great deal of sentiment and fun into the mix. If you are a fan of the Kevin Smith films, this is a very worthy return to form for him, regardless of his previous claims of ‘being done’ with these characters.

Good stuff, but not for anyone easily offended, and if you’re easily offended, I’d venture to guess that you may be on the wrong blog.

Miami Vice - 2 Minute Movie Review

July 28th, 2006 2 Comments »


Director: Michael Mann
Starring: Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx, Gong Li
Year: 2006
Reviewer: Reese Witherfork

Like every other senior citizen, I remember the TV show this movie is based on. I don’t remember much about it, mind you, aside from Don Johnson’s pink t-shirts, his 5 o’clock shadow, the lack of socks, etc. That show really did start a fashion phenomenon that lasted for a good 3 years - but the old TV show is mostly a blur for me. However, when this movie opened with a scene of Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx giving each other sideglances as they scope out a Miami nighclub where a drug deal is going down, it all came rushing back … the Thursday nights in the family den, the 10 o’clock non-negotiable bedtime, the kick-boxing matches with my brother over who got to sit in the Lazy-Boy. Oh, right, and the sports cars and speed boats that made me yearn for a time in the future when I’d be grown up and I’d have dashing boyfriends and I’d practically live under a disco ball.

Well, things never really panned out for me and, in fact, I still live with my mother, only now my bedtime’s been bumped up to 11. Small things make me happy now, like watching re-makes of old TV shows that you wouldn’t expect to be remade.

The plot of Miami Vice, as you may have guessed, revolves around an undercover drug operation headed up by Sonny Crockett (Farrell) and Ricardo Tubbs (Foxx). Fairly straightforward stuff, with the odd (predictable) plot twist thrown in to supposely heighten tension, ie: the bad guys endangering Rico’s girlfriend, who the viewer is supposed to care about, but doesn’t, since neither the girlfriend character (nor Foxx’s character, surprisingly) is developed whatsoever.

The main source of interest in the otherwise routine plot comes from Colin Farrell’s inappropriate and dangerous romance with Gong Li, who plays one of the big time drug dealers the Miami cops are trying to bring down. These segments works very well and, in fact, carry the entire movie. Gong Li is a seriously talented actress who’s been a star in Chinese speaking countries for years, and only rarely does American films. They were lucky to get her. Thank God they didn’t choose some 23 year old dipshit (Gong Lii’s 41, by the way, and a knock out).

In general, the direction, acting and casting were quite remarkable, particularly the casting of the drug dealers. None of them looked (or spoke) how you would expect them to. While I was expecting the screen to be populated with lame stereotypes, it never was - and that fact, alone, assisted the movie greatly. Visually, the film was impressive: sports cars and speed boats everywhere, nice lighting, interesting camera work, excellent sets, etc. So, if you don’t mind a plot that never really tries to outdo the orginal TV show, and you feel like checking out a nice looking action flick - you could do worse.

I suppose.

The Devil Wears Prada - 2 Minute Movie Review

July 22nd, 2006 No Comments »


Director: David Frankel
Starring: Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Stanley Tucci
Year: 2006
Reviewer: Reese Witherfork

Anne Hathaway stars as an ambitious, young journalist who knows nothing about fashion, but manages to lands herself a job as assistant to the editor in chief of Runway magazine (read: Vogue magazine). Meryl Streep plays Miranda Priestly, Hathaway’s immensely powerful boss: a woman who has the enviable ability to make her subordinates shit themselves, with just a few frosty remarks.

I’ll start by saying that Meryl Streep’s performance, alone, is worth the 8 bucks, or 5 pounds, or 9 thousand pesos, or whatever, that you’re going to spend on a ticket. The story itself is enjoyable (although it has a few minor problems, which I’ll get to in a minute) but every once in a while a movie rolls around where any problems with plot, story, camera work, or anything else become irrelevant, because one of the performances is so strong that it carries every other error made during the making of the film.

This is one of those films. Granted, I’m a fan of Meryl Streep. I would happily watch a 2 hour movie of Meryl Streep waiting for a bus, and I would probably also buy the director’s cut DVD. So, my prejudices are on the table. But, still, this performance really was extraordinary. There are a hundred actresses who could have played the Miranda Priestly character just as a straight bitch, without exploring the necessary complexities behind a character who’s at the helm of a multi billion dollar industry. Streep did the character justice (and then some) and in fact did such a good job that, as I said, I was willing to overlook some of the problems with the story.

Ahem, problemo number one: as Hathaway’s character begins to develop an interest in fashion and begins to work 24/7 (which is required, in order to keep her job), the tension in the plot is supposed to come from her strained relationship with her boyfriend. But here’s the problem: none of that works, because her boyfriend does nothing but belittle the fashion biz, which Hathaway’s character (and anyone watching the film) understands and has respect for. Really, her boyfriend is a whiney bitch for the whole movie and, as you see her character becoming more and more sucessful, you can’t understand why she would want that loser anyway. He’s gross, he sulks, and he has one eyebrow. Yuck. So none of that worked.

Problemo number two: the ending was dreadful. A complete cop out. Really, the ending very nearly undid all the brilliant work that Streep did through the film. If the ending of this film was an outfit, it would be Birkenstock sandals with a floral print dress; THAT’S how much it fucking sucked. However, I find that if I completely sever the last 15 minutes of the film from my mind, as well as the parts of the film that didn’t revolve around the Meryl Streep character, that this was a very fine film, indeed.

By the way, if you’re at all into fashion, this movie is a dream to look at. If you don’t see it in the theatres, at least grab it on DVD.

SmartMovie.v3.22 S60 Symbian

July 19th, 2006 No Comments »

Lonely Cat Games SmartMovie.v3.22 S60 Symbian Software

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features: * Standard AVI format, allowing you to preview converted files on your PC. * Player uses the phone screen in portrait or landscape mode, utilizing full screen size of the device. * Rescaling of video to utilize full-screen area. * PC converter allows you to split video file into multiple segments, so that it fits onto your memory card, if not entire, then cut to more parts - you may watch your favorite video in parts, e.g. while traveling to work/school. * Support for subtitles - allowing you to watch movies in different languages. * Friendly PC converter - preview videos on PC, select parts you want to convert, alter quality. * Supports DirectShow codecs, so you may use video codecs downloadable from the internet. * Very fast conversion; on standard PC conversion is 5x faster than video clip playback time. You’ll convert entire movie in just a few minutes * Bicubic rescale algorithm shrinks video to small screen size in best possible quality. * Adjustable quality parameters for video and audio streams, allowing tuning target video to your needs. * Customizable video Player (brightness, language, volume, and more). Play movies in portrait or landscape mode - whichever way you like.
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